Stu Pidass Co. Cover Letter

To Whom It May Concern, I am writing in regards to the position of Professional Dumbass at Stu Pidass Co. I am immensely excited for this opportunity and believe that I have the necessary skills to excel in this role. I have always been interested in the field of stupidity and have been honing my skills in this area for many years. I believe that my ability to act like a complete idiot, while still maintaining a straight face, is what sets me apart from other candidates. Additionally, my ability to make others around me feel uncomfortable and awkward is something I take great pride in. I am confident that I can be an asset to your company and look forward to contributing to its continued success. If given the opportunity, I will gladly make a complete fool of myself and embarrass myself on a daily basis. Thank you for your time and consideration. Sincerely, Makoto Naegi