Strippers R U Cover Letter

Dear Strippers R Us, I am writing in regards to the stripper position that is currently available. I would like to throw my name in the hat, so to speak. First and foremost, I would like to say that I am a huge fan of your company. I have always enjoyed your performances and I must say, you really know how to put on a good show! I am confident that I have the necessary skills to be a successful stripper and I would be honored to be a part of your team. Some of the things that I feel make me uniquely qualified for this position include my outgoing personality, my dance skills, and of course, my killer body. I am confident that I can provide your guests with a truly memorable experience. If given the opportunity, I promise to work hard and give it my all. I am confident that I can be a valuable asset to your team and I look forward to showing you what I can do. Thank you for your time and consideration. Sincerely, Big Daddy