Dear Hiring with a Funny Name,
Greetings from Helen Renee McCall! (Yes, that's my full name. And no, I didn't add the extra "e" for fun, it's actually a family name. But hey, at least it makes me stand out, right?)
I came across your posting for a Document Review Assistant at [Start Up Company] and I couldn't resist the urge to apply. I mean, who wouldn't want to work at a company with such a cool and mysterious name? Is it a start up for creating the ultimate breakfast sandwich? Or perhaps a start up for training monkeys to do backflips? The possibilities are endless and I'm already intrigued.
But in all seriousness, I am truly excited about this opportunity and I hope my quirky sense of humor doesn't scare you away. I am a recent graduate with a degree in English, and while some may think that only qualifies me to be a professional bookworm, I assure you, I have much more to offer.
First and foremost, what really caught my eye about this position is the opportunity to work at a start up. I have always been drawn to the fast-paced, innovative, and slightly chaotic world of start ups. I thrive in a dynamic environment where I can think outside the box and be a part of something new and exciting. Plus, let's be real, working at a start up automatically makes me sound cooler at dinner parties.
But it's not just the start up aspect that has me jumping at this opportunity. I am also fascinated by the role of a Document Review Assistant. I have always been a stickler for details and my friends may even call me a bit of a grammar nerd. So the thought of reviewing and editing documents all day actually sounds like a dream job to me. I know, I know, I'm a wild one.
Now, I know what you may be thinking. "Helen, this is an internship role, do you really think you have the skills and experience for this position?" Well, let me assure you, I am not just some fresh-faced graduate with no experience. I have honed my skills through numerous internships and freelance writing gigs. I am a pro at proofreading, editing, and organizing (seriously, my closet is color-coded). I am also proficient in Microsoft Office and have a knack for picking up new software programs quickly. Plus, I have a witty sense of humor that can liven up any office (or at least that's what my mom tells me).
But it's not all about my skills and experience (although, I must say, they are pretty impressive). I am also a hard worker, a team player, and a quick learner. I am always willing to take on new challenges and I am not afraid to ask questions or voice my ideas. I believe that my positive attitude and determination make me a valuable addition to any team.
Now, I must admit, I am a bit nervous about this whole cover letter thing. I mean, how do you talk yourself up without sounding like an arrogant know-it-all? (I'm still working on that one). But I hope my attempt at adding a bit of humor to this letter shows that I don't take myself too seriously and that I am not afraid to be myself. And I hope that's something that your company values.
In closing, I would like to thank you for considering me for the position of Document Review Assistant at [Start Up Company]. I am confident that my skills, experience, and quirky personality make me the perfect fit for this role. I look forward to the opportunity to further discuss my qualifications with you.
Sincerely,
Helen Renee McCall
(Yes, the one with the extra "e")