Parents House Cover Letter

Dear Parents, I am writing to apply for the position of Basement Dweller at your house. I am the perfect candidate for this position as I am very comfortable living in small, cramped spaces. I also have a lot of experience living off of Ramen noodles and cereal. The thing I like most about this position is that it comes with a built-in support system. I am very close to my parents and I know that they would be more than happy to help me out if I ever needed anything. Additionally, I am very good at asking for handouts. I believe that I have the perfect skill set for this position. I am an expert at binge watching Netflix, and I can also spend hours on the internet without getting bored. I am also very good at being lazy. If you are looking for someone to fill this position, then I urge you to consider me. I am confident that I would be a great addition to your household. Sincerely, Tipsy