Mickey Deez Cover Letter

Hey there, Dora D. Exp. Killer! I saw your job posting and I just had to apply! I mean, who wouldn't want to be a part of the Mickey Deez team? Duh. Anyways, I think I would be perfect for this position because, well, I love killing things. Exp. is my middle name (well, technically it's my last name but who's keeping track?). Plus, I have a pretty great track record when it comes to taking things out. In terms of skills, I've got plenty. I'm an expert at using all kinds of weapons, from knives to guns to my bare hands. I'm also pretty good at sneaking around and staying undetected. And if there's one thing I'm really good at, it's making a mess. So if you're looking for someone who is passionate about killing things and making a mess, then I'm your girl! I look forward to hearing from you soon.