Fat Fucks Inc Cover Letter

Dear Lacienga Davis, I am writing in regards to the open butt extractor position at Fat Fucks Inc. I am confident that I have the skills and qualifications that you are looking for and would make an excellent addition to your team. Some of my key skills include kicking ass, taking names, and breakdancing. I also have experience in the fulltime motherfucker in charge role. I am confident that I can provide the same level of fuck you up attitude that Fat Fucks Inc is known for. I am also interested in the Depths of Hell location preference. I feel that my experience in the fulltime motherfucker in charge role would be an asset in this particular location. If you are looking for a qualified and experienced butt extractor, then I urge you to consider me for the position. I am confident that I would be a valuable asset to your team. Thank you for your time and consideration. Sincerely, Pupu Junez