Escambia County Board Of Commissioner’s Cover Letter

Dear HR Department at Escambia County Board of Commissioner’s, Greetings to the fine folks at Escambia County Board of Commissioner’s! My name is Mary West and I am excited to apply for the position of Administrative Assistant. I am writing this cover letter in hopes of making you laugh, smile, and ultimately consider me for this amazing opportunity. First and foremost, let me just say that I am a huge fan of your company. I have always been fascinated by the world of county commissioners and how they keep everything running smoothly. Plus, Escambia County sounds like a really cool name, like something out of a superhero movie. I can just imagine myself walking around the office with a cape and a big “EC” logo on my chest. Okay, maybe that’s a bit too much, but you get the idea. Now, let’s talk about why I am the perfect fit for this position. Firstly, I have a knack for organization. Seriously, my friends call me “The Queen of Color-Coded Calendars.” I can keep track of multiple tasks, deadlines, and meetings without breaking a sweat. I even color-code my grocery list. Don’t judge me, it’s a gift. I am also a pro at multitasking. I once wrote an entire essay while watching Netflix and eating pizza. It was a masterpiece, if I do say so myself. But wait, there’s more! I am a master problem solver. You need someone to fix the copy machine? I got you. Need someone to calm down an angry customer? No problem. Need someone to figure out why the office plant keeps dying? I am your girl. I am like a real-life MacGyver, but without the mullet and with a better fashion sense. But what I really love about this particular position at Escambia County Board of Commissioner’s is the opportunity to work with such a diverse group of people. I have always been a people person and I thrive in environments where I get to interact with different personalities and backgrounds. I have a great sense of humor and I am not afraid to use it. In fact, I believe that laughter is the best medicine, so you can count on me to keep the office morale up. Oh, and did I mention that I am a social media whiz? I can tweet, post, and snap with the best of them. I have been known to turn a boring meeting into a viral meme in just a few minutes. Plus, I am a pro at navigating through Excel spreadsheets and PowerPoint presentations. I can make your charts and graphs look like a work of art. You’re welcome. In all seriousness, I am extremely passionate about this position and I am confident that I have the skills, experience, and personality to excel in this role. I am a quick learner and I am always looking for ways to improve and grow. I am a team player and I am ready to jump in and contribute to the success of Escambia County Board of Commissioner’s. Thank you for taking the time to consider my application. I look forward to the opportunity to meet with you and discuss how I can bring my unique set of skills and humor to your team. And if you’re ever in need of a good laugh, you know who to call. Sincerely, Mary West (aka The Queen of Color-Coded Calendars)