Dear Jenny,
I am writing to apply to become Billie Eilish's wife. I am a huge fan of her and I love her so much. I think I would be a great wife for her. I have many skills that I think would be beneficial to her. I am a great cook and I can make her wet whenever she wants. I am also a great listener and I am very supportive. I would be a great wife for her and I would love to have the opportunity to show her how much I love her.